JANICE: Eww...you're eating tuna? Your stinking up the whole room. Joking.

ME: Just be happy my legs are closed. (mimicking) Joking. ...But yeah, seriously...BE GLAD.





(In Religious Ethics Class)
PROF: People usually get this wrong. Jesus was not the "Immaculate Conception." The Mother Mary was.

BECKY: But how? I don't understand how she was born without sin?

SARA: (Who thinks she knows everything about Christianity) That's easy. She was born with original sin, but never sinned, so she didn't have sin.

ME: No. You're wrong. Original sin wouldn't make her the "Immaculate Conception." Immaculate means spotless. Therefore, she has to be born without original sin because original sin is like herpies. It never goes away.

SARA: What?!

PROF: Umm...even though that was a very colorful way of explaining it, that's sort of the gist.