serial_kills ([info]serial_kills) wrote,
@ 2005-11-06 15:01:00
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ME: How's your love life going?

PETER: Interestingly.

ME: You have a girlfriend?

PETER: Not now.

ME: You getting laid, though?

PETER: Not since last night.

ME: Why?

PETER: Well, I was having sex with my girlfriend...

ME: Yeah...

PETER: And then my grilfriend walked in.

ME: Wait, how?...Oh...You're an asshole.


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